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Weekend Update!

EXTRA!!

Saturday July 14, 2001

Bryce 5 by Corel is out of the crates and ready to ship! New features include: Tree Lab, allowing users to specify trees down to the number of needles on a branch, Metaballs, to aid in the creation of and experimentation with organic shapes, and Light Lab, offering control over lighting direction, intensity and tinting. The new version is also OSX compatible. Grab your copy while they're ripe!

MacMonkies will be adding 4 new desktops this Wednesday, July 18th! There will be one new pic in the Desktop department and three in the 3-D area. Plus, immediately available are Cold and The End, two previously unaccessable pics. Be sure to stop back Wednesday for your new GOO!

Network News

July 11-17, 2001

The August 2001 Edtion of PC World reports that Microsoft's antipiracy Product Activation feature recieved a "near unanimous thumbs-down" verdict by their readers. The feature allows a person to use a program such as Office 2000 or Windows XP OS for a certain period (or number of times). After this period, the product will be rendered unusable unless it is registered over the telephone or via the internet. No problem, right? Wrong. Simply installing a new hard drive or reinstalling after a system crash will trigger the Product Activation and thus the product would have to be registered again. For Microsoft, multiple registrations could appear to be piracy.

Privacy and inconvenience were a couple of the reasons listed by participants in PC World's survey for not upgrading to newer versions that include the Product Activation feature. Engineer Chris Cavanaugh says that "Microsoft is telling customers that they can't be trusted." Another conludes that once a person is pushed so far, "they will do something." Johnmichael P. Monteith, IS Director said, "We...are considering the introduction of Linux or Mac OS systems." Now that could make a Mac happy!

Gasoline prices in most areas have reached an all time high in recent months. Regardless of the National average, prices have actually gone down in this neck of the woods by about 15 to 20 cents per gallon. You may want to check the price in your own area for the most current cost. CLICK HERE.

MacMonkies has posted two new 3-D desktops; one of which debuted at ResExcellence on July 6, 2001.

The Apple Collection's site has been redesigned for faster access and a with a new look. Their new site offers tons of stuff for your desktop's pleasure. They currently offer over 2,400 pages and 19,000 pictures! Now them is some apples!

We were informed by one Mac fan that the local news stand was out of the August issue of MacAddict that contained theFree Eye Candy filters. However, we were told that the same offer was available in the July issue of Macworld (if it is still on the stands). Thanks for the tip, Scott!

OH BILL!
OH BILL!

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 Gentlemen Prefer Blondes?

Former President Bill Clinton eagerly looks on as a blonde Mariah Carey speaks during a VH1 'Save The Music' event at a Newark, N.J. school.

And where would Hillary be about now?

-- from AOL

the Apevine

Have you Heard?

Good news and bad news.

The good news is that word has it that Apple should be releasing Mac OS 9.2, the latest version of the Classic OS, as soon as the Macworld Expo in just a few days.

The bad news is that OS 10.1, the much anticipated update to OSX, could come anywhere from a few weeks after the Expo to as late as September. This would come as a great disappointment to Mac fans. Not only is this update expected to bring speed to the finder, CD burning, and DVD playback, but it is crucial to development as well. Adobe's development for OSX apps is very dependant on the speed and stability of of the OS. This could mean a delay in applications for OSX like Photoshop, Illustrator, and other popular titles. As it is, there will be a "no show" for Adobe due to the obvious lack of new product for Mac as well as strained relations with Apple and because of the delays. If all info is on target, users can only hope for a break in development. Come on baby light my fire!

Have some inside information on upcoming events? Review our Submission Policy and drop us a line!

Very Ape!

Check 'em Out!

Mac OSRumors has posted a nifty set of tips from their Special Edition archives on how to "get the most out of Mac OS X." These tips will certainly make your Mac snappier running OSX.

Tinker Tool, a utility mentioned by MOSR, will not only snap up your Mac running OSX, but makes things just plain FUN! We highly recommend this tool if you like customizing your Mac.

Erik Thorteran has updated MetamorphX to version 2.1. Take a peek!
 
Looking for popular software to download for your Mac? Check out CNet's "Most Popular titles in Mac." Got a PC? Go to "Most Popular titles in PC."

Bananas!

Just Plain Nutz!

Heard It On the Web

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed...Oh, wait a minute...He already does!!

Technology for Country Folk (Continued):

Lap Top: Whar de kitty sleeps; Software: Dem dang plastic forks and knifes; Keyboard: Whar you hang de dang truck keys; Mouse: What eats the grain in the barn; Mouse Pad: That's kippie talk fer where the mouse lives; Click: Whut you hear when you cock yer gun; Double Click: When you cock the double barrel; Enter: Northerner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"; Port: Fancy flatlander wine; Mainframe: Holds up de barn roof; Reboot: Whut you have to do right before bedtime when you have to go to de outhouse.

Money Can't Buy...

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. -- From Mikey's Funnies

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Odds and Ends

A Penny for Your Thoughts

Imagine if you will, that you are asked to choose from one of the following sums of money:

Option 1. A single payment of one-hundred thousand dollars,

or:

Option 2. An installment plan over the course of one month. The first day you recieve a penny, and each following day you recieve double what you did the day before. In other words, day one you recieve a penny. Day two you recieve two pennies. Day three you recieve four pennies. And so on.

So what do you think? Out of a group of about 25 individuals, most chose the first option. However, if you did your math, you realized that on the 31st day of the month, you would recieve an installment of $10,737,418.24! And that doesn't include all the payments you have already recieved up through the last day!!

Those pesky pennies seem to really add up!

 

 

 

 

 

 the Bottom Line

(What more did you expect?! )


"In Brief"

Info & Updates

Apple's Cube on Ice

As many already know, Apple has suspended the production of the Cube. Note, however, the open ended use of "suspended."


Walkin' the Dog?

Preta the dog religiously walks 16 miles to church on Sundays. For over 3 years Preta has faithfully attended services. I'd hate to take this dog for a walk!


New Link!

The Apple Collection has been added to our Links page.


AppleWorks 6.2

Apple announces the new update for the favorite six in one word processing application.


QuickTime

QuickTime 5.02 for is now available for Windows as well as Mac.


Fire.app 0.27.b

An instant messenger client for AIM, ICQ, MSN, Jabber, & Yahoo.


Editor's Notes
Bungle in the Jungle!
Oh yeah! We're still scurryin' around like Monkies with bugs in our teeth. The banana boxes and coconut crates are slowly being unpacked and put away. Holy Toledo CowMonkies! It's been a busy. Though a lot of hair has been pulled, I just gotta say it...THANKYOU! The first week in operation has been very successful. We only have you to "blame!" =)

If you look around a bit, you will notice some minor changes on the surface. Part of the recent work has been in the bowels of this critter. But we know that is not where your interest lies. The area that you can expect to see next is the "Recommended Software" section. I've practically blown up computers with junk software, so at least I know what NOT to use! But seriously, there's alot of cool software, shareware, and freeware out there just for the taking.

Other areas of improvement will include: Added Desktops, Audio, improved navigation, and whatever we can find that is FUN!

Again, thank you so much for the wonderful turnout.

This Banana's for YOU!

BJW

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