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June 12-25, 2006


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A Better Finder Rename 7.3 Released - The folks from PUBLICSPACE.NET are pleasedA Better Finder Rename to announce the release of A Better Finder Rename 7.3. This fine tool is the most comprehensive file renaming solution for the Mac and transforms the tedious and time-consuming task of renaming multiple files into a simple matter of seconds. Version 7.3 makes some interface changes designed to provide a better user experience when using the tool as a stand-alone application. A Better Finder Rename 7 remains priced at $19.95 and can be yours by making a trip to PUBLICSPACE.NET today!

 

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Live Pencil Updates - Always and forever able to freshen up your GUI experience is the fine new GOO new available now available at Live Pencil! Let's have a look at the latest:Live Pencil

  • EMOTICONS - FOOTBALL / SOCCER World Cup is here.
  • EMOTICONS - More football / soccer.
  • ANIMATIONS. - Football / soccer animations.

So if you really want to kick off your summer with GUI style, head over to Live Pencil and grab the ultimate in great new GOO!!

 

 

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Clean Up, And Close The Windows! - In Massachusetts, snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked and it is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.

 

Open Mouth, Insert Shoe - A person who is lost in the woods and starving can obtain nourishment by chewing on his shoes. Leather has enough nutritional value to sustain life for a short time.

 

Google Googol - A "googol" is a 1 followed by 100 zeros. The name is said to have come from the nine-year-old nephew of the American mathematician, Edward Kasner. A googolplex is the number 1 followed by a googol of zeros.

 

Caught In The Net - The internet is a great way to get on the net.

- Bob Dole

 

It's All About The Music? - I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

- Elvis Presley

 

Parting Shot - Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

- Unknown

 

 

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It All Depends

A teacher said to her student, "Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they now?"

After a few moments, Billy answered, "It depends."

"It depends on what?" she asked.

"It depends on whether you ask my father or my mother."

 

Too Late

According to the scholar, an internist knows everything and does nothing, a surgeon does everything and knows nothing, and a psychiatrist knows nothing and does nothing. Only a pathologist knows everything and does everything…too late.

 

Dead Bug

A kid centipede comes running to his house, and knocks on the door and says, "Dad open up, a chicken is chasing me!!!"

The dad centipede says, “Hold on, let me put my shoes on first!"

 

Don't Try This At Home

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled, leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."

 

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