June 28-29, 2003

Monkie Note - G'Day everyone! It was a difficult decision, but I decided to wait to update with our normal schedule until next week. With the limited time, I just didn't feel I could do our featured artists the justice that they are due. So, we will begin our regularly scheduled bit of Monkie Business beginning Monday, June 30.

And, sometime next week you will want to keep your Bananas peeled for a very special announcement! Take care you great big gorilla goofies!

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Just Plain Nuts

THERE'S A REASON WHY THEY THREW IT AWAY!

Interviewer: Is studying computer science the best way to prepare to be
a programmer?

Gates: No, the best way to prepare is to write programs, and to study great programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished out listings of their operating system.

- from "Programmers at Work" by Microsoft Press

ANSWERING MACHINE

What did the guy's carphone answering machine say?

''Hi, I'm home right now so I can't take your call.''

BRIGHT IDEA

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes five sessions.

SUMO KAMIKAZE

Three men, a Scot, an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to end it all by jumping off the top of a building.

The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland!''

The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save England!''

The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God save the person who I land on!''

June 27, 2003

At The Top

At The Top - Hey there folks! Things are slowly but surely getting squared away here at the Monkie Den. However, the recent move has certainly put the brakes on the pace of our usual schedule. With all the chaos, it has perhaps been of benefit here as we have been forced to slow down and relax a bit! I have also noticed that despite the recent difficulties, all of you faithful Monkie Readers keep coming back. You have no idea how much this means to me, and I Thank YOU!

As you can see, we will not have our usual GUI and News update today. But if time permits, there will be an abbreviated Desktop/Icon Update as well as a News recap on Saturday. No promises, but we will do our best to give you that GUI Goodness you crave!

Again, thanks for all of your patience and patronage, and we appreciate you!

- Bradford J. Wiles

June 26, 2003

More At The Top

More At The Top - Nothing is certain these days. Connectivity issues, telecommunications, etc...There is certainly more than meets the eye. We will do our best to keep you connected, but right now things are on the technically challenged side. Please bare with us. Sorry!

June 24, 2003

At The Top

At The Top - Rollin' rollin' rollin'...keep them Monkies rollin! Howdy there folks! In the process of movin' the Main Monkie Dude, some minor details like our Home ISP and basic telecommunications connectivity did not get transferred to the new location as quickly as anticipated. As a result, Monkie Updates will be temporarily suspended for a day or three. Feel free to Monkie around during this transition and we should be back ready to roll on Friday at the latest. As always, thanks for your patience during this time of transition. Have a splendiferous time!

June 23, 2003

Community News | Bananas

At The Top - How do you say exhaustipated in Monkie English? Hmmm...guess I just did!! It's been a wild but wonderful weekend and the Main Monkie has a new place to dwell. How do you top this? Well, howz about the usual dish of Monkie Madness that makes a mess of the most competent Monkie! Yes, things are a bit gnarly in the Monkie Den. But as they say, the show must go on!

Oh yeah..the most recent Monkie Poll results will be updated next week. Keep your Bananas peeled!

Community News

StockIcons.com - The good folks at The Iconfactory, the Web's premiere source for quality icons, are pleased to announce the launch of their new website ­ StockIcons.com. StockIcons.com is geared towards software developers looking for professional quality stock icons for inclusion in their desktop or web-based applications. The icon artists at The Factory have taken their skills and experiences and applied them to the creation of high-quality sets of affordable icons. Hurry over to StockIcons.com for all the fun details!

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SERIOUSLY BLONDE

Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children?

She heard that 1 out of every 4 children born in the world was Chinese.

A MULTIPLE HOT FOOT

Did you hear about the shoe factory that burnt down?

Two hundred soles were lost.

REDNECK BATH

If your wife says ''Come move this transmission so I can take a bath''... you might be a redneck.

LEGLESS COW

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef!