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September 16, 2001

MonkieSee! - Another Desktop has been added to the Gallery: "No44." Take a peek!

September 15, 2001

MonkieNews - We have added a new "crazed" desktop to the Gallery entitled "in-my-head." We'll let this one speak for itself. =) Stop by tomorrow for another addition to the Gallery.

Network News

September 12-18, 2001

 

Up Front - from the Editor

Yesterday, as I began my day, I was horrified as I read the top news story: America Under Attack. Just four days earlier I had listened to H. G. Wells' War of the Worlds. However, unlike War of the Worlds, what I saw before my eyes was very real. I was immediately aware of how "small" I am as a human and how vulnerable we all are as a human race.

I guess what I am trying to say is that no matter how invincible we think we are, we are not. I cannot emphasize that enough. It is my hope that out of this experience, we will all become aware of the human condition and realize how we need to improve.

Please, share a moment of silence for all of those who fell victim to this tragedy. Pray for the surviving families and for all who risk their live to protect ours. Find a way to share a smile with your neighbor and even your enemy. What a difference that can make.

Bradford J. Wiles

P.S. Due to a series of schedule conflicts, my Assistant Editor, Beanhead, took the wheel and put together this week's edition of MacMonkies. A big round of applause is well deserved for a job well done!

Sue You, Sue Me - Seems everyone is sew (pronounced SO) sue happy these days! Apple has been challenged again, this time by a small business in Colorado. BIAX Corporation alleges that Apple infringed two patents belonging to them: A "computer with instructions that use an address field to select among multiple condition code registers,'' and a "parallel processor system for processing natural concurrences and method therefore.'' from Yahoo

Among other law suits this week:

  • The Houghton Mifflin Co, a publisher of children's books, sued "Jews for Jesus" for using pictures of their cartoon monkey, Curious George, on flyers that the church group was handing out. The publishing company became aware of the flyer by receiving many phone calls asking if they were sponsors of the group "Jews for Jesus." from Excite

  • A woman from California is suing Fahrenheit Entertainment for selling CDs that are encoded with a digital copyright protection which does not allow consumers to play the songs on their computers. Apparently there was not a disclaimer on her CD, "Charley Pride: A Tribute to Jim Reeves," to inform her that the CD would not play in computer CD players. From CNet

MonkieNews - Hey you guys!!! MacMonkies GUI Department is now OPEN! It has two new sections:

OSX Boot Panels

&

Recommended Software

Keep in mind that these new sections are still small but will certainly grow in the near future. You will also find a good share of unavailable links. They will be fixed very soon, but we could still use your help. Please send us any information regarding dead or broken links to our Editor (macmonkies@mac.com) and tell him to get his MonkieButt in gear!

Also, with the recent flurry of events, New Pictures in the Gallery will be postponed a day or two.

Finally, since the Editor didn't have to put his money where his mouth is, we will still put it to very good use. Stop by in the next week or two and see what's in store. Hint: There are just some things money can't buy. So you might as well give it away. =)

 

Coffee, Tea or an iMac - At the Red Roaster Internet Café located in San Francisco, customers can sit down at an iMac DV and check e-mail, surf the net, or even edit and burn a movie onto a CD! For a blanket fee of merely two dollars, this iMac Cafe provides unlimited access to its iMacs, so one price fits all. And what's more - it's all wireless! The Red Roaster Internet Café is decorated with art, painting and sculptures as well as colorful iMacs. As the owner, Andy Harris states, "People think the iMac is cute. It's not. It's incredibly rugged. It's streamlined and it's got a built in handle so you can grab it and carry it where you need it. And with AirPort, there's no wires, so it's safe." from Apple

 

Real Time or Real Crime? - What seems like harmless chatting could be bad news for big businesses. Reportedly, people using snooper software are able to eavesdrop on IMs easily, and since some commercial applications use file sharing, this makes it possible for viruses and worms to be sent and spread through the IMs. As Robert Batchelder, an analyst at the research firm Gartner says, "Executives are using this stuff, but it's not secure. It's like shouting across the street at your neighbor. It's crazy." Companies such as Jabber, Bantu and IKimbo are taking steps to provide corporations with more secure in-house messaging. from MSNBC

 

Apples on a Role - The Apple Store in Columbus, Ohio opened successfully last week on September 7th. Around 500 people showed up for the opening. One couple even started waiting at the Easton Town Center at 9pm the night before the store opened. They had to drive their car around the mall parking lot, ducking from security guards who had asked them to leave. The next Apple Store is scheduled to open at the International Plaza in Tampa, Florida on September 15th. from MacCentral

Mo Money, Mo Money - Ever wonder how your income stacked up against the "Pros?" MacMonkies stumbled across the SalaryTimer at AOL.com. Now you can see how your pennies compare - from The Beatles to Tiger Woods. But beware: be sure to be sitting down. Your impressive income might surprise you!

 

the Apevine

Have you Heard?

Back to the Web - The computer game Spider-Man will be coming out for Macintosh soon. System requirements for the game are not yet known, but the conversion of the PC game into Mac is currently in development.

Rampant Mac! - Been to Rampant Mac recently? If not, there's no time like the present. It appears as though Scott has been hard at work giving his GUI site a major Home Improvement. Let your eyes decide.

Have some inside information on upcoming events? Review our Submission Policy and drop us a line!

Very Ape!

Check 'em Out!

All Thumbs! - Just can't put your finger on it? Let ImageIndexer by Evan P. Hall do the trick for you. Not only will this nice little utility make JPEG thumbnail images suitable for viewing on the Web, it can also create an HTML index page that contains thumbnails to all the images in a given directory. Want more? It's FREE! What more could you ask?!

Googley Eyes - Still haven't found what you're looking for? No need to make your eyes blurry tryin' to find your favorite item on the Web. Go straight to Google.com and find just what you were after. They are simply one of the best searches you can find (or is that find with?). 8]

Check'em Out!

Bananas!

Just Plain Nutz!

SIMPLY SIMPLIFY!

A comment heard regarding Henry David Thoreau's observance: "Our life
is frittered away by detail... Simplify, simplify. Why did he say "simplify" twice?

MAKING WHOOPIE?

"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man." --Tom Clancy

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Drew Carey

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." --George Burns

"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life." --Michael Sinz

Have a good line or two that would put a smile on an Ape Face? Check out MacMonkies' Submission Policy and drop us a line!

Monkie Business!

Odds and Ends

AGAINST ALL ODDS

Okay all you Math whizzes!! Solve THIS multiplication problem:

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = ???

And you can't get out your calculators for this one!!
(The answer will be posted next week)

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY

"Money costs too much."--Ross McDonald

 

 

 

 the Bottom Lineline4

(What more did you expect?! )


"In Brief"

Info & Updates

Attack on America

Two hijacked jets collapse World Trade Center
in N.Y.; Pentagon also hit


U2 Hits the Road

U2 returns to North American tour in October


Tripped Out Chicken!

A Houston man fell into an open manhole and got stuck en route to pick up fried chicken


A-Dock 2.4.1a

OSX-like application switcher


TinkerTool 2.0

Preview Edition is targeted at early beta testers having access to Mac OS X 10.1 preview releases


TinkerTool 1.51

Adds functionality & options to many OS X features


Mactella 1.3.1

Client for the Gnutella file sharing system


Iconizer Pro 1.5.3

Icon building tool


The Sims 1.1.5 Update

Popular house life simulation game


ImageBuddy X 1.5.0

Expansive multi-page photo printing software


Extension Overload 5.9.1

Extension, control panel, CSM & CMM info tool


Bibliographer 1.0

Generates bibliographies in MLA format


Virex

Re-release of September virus definitions


MonkieBarrel

 Editor's Notes

 Mighty Mighty Beanstock!

It was necessary for me to take some time away from the wheel of the Monkey Mobile. In my absence, Beanhead took over and carefully crafted this week's edition of MacMonkies.
Job well done, Bean!

BJW

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